Monday, April 1, 2013

In-N-Out Burger Announce 5 New Miami Location

Well, the burger scene in Miami has been on fire as of late and while Shake Shack has claimed the crown in the opinions of most foodies, today, In-N-Out has reportedly announced that it will finally bring its legendary West Coast franchise to Miami, Florida by locking in lease agreements at five Miami locations spanning from Midtown, Coral Gables, Dadeland, Kendall and one final unknown location.

The burger chain chose South Florida as the catalyst for its first east coast expansion rather than New York because simply, Miami [and Florida] is more like California than any other state in the union. When In-N-Out CEO Lynsi Torres was asked about the new East Coast expansion, she simply did not respond and if you’re still reading this then you’ve obviously and very inhumanely been april fooled. Please stop reading this. The longer you read, the worse it will be for your conscience. Seriously, just stop reading because you’ve been had. On the bright side, you can still buy a plane ticket to Cali or even Texas where the nearest In-N-Out locale is situated.

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