#30. Strawberry
![Strawberry](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Strawberry.png)
Pro: Vegetarian, so she doesn’t eat at Arby’s
Con: Dislikes meat eaters so much that she’ll throw blood on them and scream, “MEAT IS MURDER.”
#29. Karen
![karen how i met](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/karen-how-i-met.jpg)
Pro: Still well spoken even as a senior citizen, I guess?
Con: Will cheat, will criticize, will always be a pretentious monster
#28. Lizbeth
![Lizbeth](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Lizbeth.jpg)
Pro: Likes lasagna
Con: Hates everything else because she’s so TORTURED and DEEP, might be Garfield in disguise
#27. Royce
![royce](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/royce1.jpg)
Pro: Loves to laugh?
Con: Professional gambler, lives with her brother, sleeps with her brother, paid money to see The Wedding Bride
#26. Jeanette
![HIMYM-Janeatte](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/HIMYM-Janeatte-650x331.png)
Pro: Dedicated girlfriend, passionate lover, if anything cares too much, is a policewoman so you can run red lights
Con: Cares WAY too much, stalker, prone to throwing beloved items out windows
#25. Stacey
![Stacey1](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Stacey1.png)
Pro: Slaps people who say “bro” unironically
Con: Plays bass in a reggae band, probably had white girl dreadlocks at some point
#24. Jen
![Jen](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Jen.png)
Pro: Might be Ellen May in disguise, minus the drug addiction
Con: Literally so unmemorable that one might forget they already went on a blind date with her
#23. Blah Blah
![Blah-blah-how-i-met-your-mother-1062482_500_282](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Blah-blah-how-i-met-your-mother-1062482_500_282.jpg)
Pro: World of Warcraft player
Con: On the wrong side of the hot/crazy scale, sells handbags online, Bellevue Hospital patient
#22. Holli
![Holli](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Holli.png)
Pro: Kind of looks like Minka Kelly?
Con: Isn’t named “Holly”
#21. Mary
![Ted_with_Mary](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ted_with_Mary.png)
Pro: Paralegal at a successful company
Con: Easily mistaken for a prostitute
#20. Vicky
![Vicky3](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Vicky3.png)
Pro: Makes you realize the importance of spending your life with a half-decent person
Con: Jerk to waiters, jerk to bus boys, jerk to old people, jerk to everyone really
#19. Becky
![Becky](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Becky-650x365.png)
Pro: Bubbly, fun, exuberant, bouncy, perky, gleefulness of a five-year-old…
Con: …all things that get annoying after about five minutes
#18. Molly
![Molly](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Molly.jpg)
Pro: An Ohio 10 (OK, a 10 everywhere)
Con: Usually not a good idea to marry the person you lost your virginity to, lives in Ohio
#17. Zoey
![zoey](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/zoey-650x365.jpg)
Pro: Can introduce you to The Captain, means well
Con: Saving the environment gets tiring after awhile, always carries a recorder around
#16. Marybeth
![Marybeth](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Marybeth.png)
Pro: Is cool with spending New Year’s Eve with your friends
Con: Gives off signals that seem to say let’s go on a date, actually say let’s be friends.
#15. Holly
![holly how i met](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holly-how-i-met.jpg)
Pro: Um…
Con: Um… (seriously, the only thing we know about Holly is that she reminds Ted of Robin, because her ex-fiance is named Wayne, the last name of Batman, whose partner is Robin, and that she slept with Ted)
#14. Amy
![amy](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/amy-650x359.jpg)
Pro: A whole lot of fun if you’re into drinking and hot tubs and even more drinking
Con: Doesn’t think twice about her ex-boyfriend giving her current hook-up a butterfly tattoo on his lower back
#13. Cathy
![Cathy](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Cathy.png)
Pro: Isn’t shy
Con: Women be talkin’ (her fatal flaw was that she talked too much, so, yeah)
#12. Amanda
![Amanda](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Amanda-650x365.png)
Pro: Chef at a nice restaurant, skilled pumpkin cheesecake baker
Con: Misspells Lily as “Lori,” lets her hair fall into the soup she’s preparing
#11. Naomi
![7x08-The-Slutty-Pumpkin-Returns-how-i-met-your-mother-26535205-1280-720](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/7x08-The-Slutty-Pumpkin-Returns-how-i-met-your-mother-26535205-1280-720-650x365.jpg)
Pro: Goes to Halloween parties as slutty pumpkins
Con: Apparently her ex- has a weird past with some kooky made-up religion, warning sign
#10. Carly
![Carly](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Carly.jpg)
Pro: Could be Elisha Cuthbert’s sister
Con: Has Stinson in her (meaning she’s related to Barney), only enjoys the new Star Wars movies
#9. Stella
![Ted_proposes_to_stella](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ted_proposes_to_stella-650x365.png)
Pro: Good mom, awesome daughter, can yell STTTTTTEEEELLLLLAAAAAA at her whenever you want
Con: HAS NEVER SEEN ORIGINAL STAR WARS, SAW STAR WARS, HATED STAR WARS
#8. Robyn
![robyn how i met](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robyn-how-i-met.jpg)
Pro: Exactly like Robin (shoots guns, drinks scotch, etc.), blonde
Con: Canadian
#7. Natalie
![Natalie](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Natalie-650x365.png)
Pro: Knows Krav Maga, listens to Belle and Sebastian, collects sock monkeys
Con: Prone to getting back with ex-boyfriends who broke up with her over answering machine messages
#6. Natalia
![natalia](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/natalia.jpg)
Pro: Gourmet cook, can quote every line from Caddyshack, world class violinist
Con: I’m sorry, what? I wasn’t paying attention. My phone was ringing.
#5. Honey
![Image #: 13078301 'Oh Honey' -- Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) gets...](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/How-I-Met-Your-Mother-6-15-Oh-Honey-Promotional-Photos-jennifer-morrison-19092988-2560-1652-650x419.jpg)
Pro: Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry
Con: Not the sharpest tack, once gave her Social Security number to a Nigerian prince, you’ll be broke in hours
#4. Trudy
![Trudy_third_wheel](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Trudy_third_wheel-650x365.png)
Pro: Cool with threesomes, finds drunk people singing in bars sexy, looks like Winnie Cooper
Con: Leaves in the middle of the night, uses pineapples as MacGuffins
#3. Victoria
![victoria](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/victoria-650x364.png)
Pro: Always smells like bread and cupcakes, as sweet as said cupcakes, has the same name as a great Kinks song
Con: Might leave you at the altar, isn’t down with the whole “in love with your best friend” thing
#2. Janet
![janet](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/janet-650x410.jpg)
Pro: Graduated from Princeton at 15, donated kidney to stranger, climbed Mt. Everest, saved a baby, billionaire
Con: Enjoys Annie Hall more than Bananas
#1. Cindy
![cindy](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cindy-650x365.png)
Pro: Summer. Roberts.
Con: NONE
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