Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Miami Heat Fans Attack Lil Wayne: "Nah, Meng! We Declare War on You! Go Home!"


A warning: Don't fuck with the Heat. Unless you wanna get burned. And then chased outta town by a rabid mob of hard-core Dade County sports fanatics, led by a freakish orange-haired mascot with a miniature green basketball for a face.

Of course, Lil Wayne don't listen to nobody. So ever since getting tossed from last week's game between Miami and the Los Angeles Lakers, the Miami resident has waged an increasingly crazy war of words against King James, D-Wade, Chris Bosh, and the rest of the defending NBA champs.

And last night, Weezy's attack reached peak insanity at an All-Star weekend party in Houston. "Fuck LeBron! Fuck She-Wade!" the Young Money maniac blurted. "And, and, and, I fucked Chris Bosh wife!"

So far, there's been no official response from LeBron, Dwyane, Bosh, or the Heat organization. But the fans got a message ...

As Johnny Love says: "WEEZY GO HOME!"

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