German eBay user ‘der.juli’ took power tools to his most expensive possessions, including a TV, an iPhone 5, an Apple laptop and even his car.
Other items cut in half include chairs, a bicycle, a teddy bear, an REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox, news.com.au reports.
The German also posted a YouTube video called ‘For Laura’ – which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: ‘Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura !!!!! you’ve really earned half.’
The extraordinary video sees his sabotage his Samsung TV set, his Apple Macbook Pro and his Opel car with meticulous precision.
He then sent his ex-girlfriend her share in the post, while he’s listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.
It finishes with a sarcastic sign-off saying: ‘Greetings to my successor’.