VIA: Look, it’s been 36 hours since the much-discussed Game of Thrones season finale. If that headline is a spoiler, you’re probably not watching Game of Thrones. It’s not as if we yelled JON SNOW IS DEAD right after it happened, unlike some hipsters in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, who set up a public memorial for the (maybe dead?) Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch.
If Tormund had died, there would be riots in Brooklyn. His beard is a religion there.