Friday, June 12, 2015

Stone Cold Steve Austin Gives A ‘Hell Yeah’ To Using Viagra And Cialis

“[I] take Viagra. I also take Cialis, but you never take those things at the same time,” Austin said. “If you’re gonna take Viagra, you stick with the Viagra. If you’re gonna take Cialis, stick with the Cialis. You can’t flip-flop back-and-forth [because] it’s bad for you medically.”

“Now, you say, ‘Steve, you can’t fuck without no Viagra?!’ I can fuck without Viagra or Cialis, but I fuck better with Viagra than if I don’t take Viagra. So, at 50 years of age, I’m into reality, and the reality is — at 50 — I’ve got more years behind me than I do in front of me. So, I wanna enjoy these next few motherfucking years to the maximum enjoyment that I can enjoy.”

“So, therefore, I choose to take a PED (performance-enhancing drug) called Viagra or Cialis because it makes me fuck better, and when I fuck, I’m pretty goddamn happy.”

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